How about “you are logging off without implants plugged in”.
Cant count the hours i’ve lost training from logging post-late fleet and not jumping back into my implant clone.
How about “You’re logging off now ? You suck!”
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“You are trying to log off in space with too much value in your cargo hold. Log off denied”.
“Are you sure you want to undock? You are likely to be eaten by a grue”.
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Here be gankers, so only undock if you are prepared to lose your ship... or if you bought a Ganking Immunity Certificate from the cash shop. 
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Buy implants for your fleet clone. High grades should do the trick.
“You are logging off. Don’t do it , please… Real life is dangerous . Rly . Let’s farm some isk together . Don’t you like me? I love you anyway S3 . ”
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“I'm sorry Capsuleer, I'm afraid I can't do that.” 
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Im sorry you have a negative security status, you cannot log off until you get it to 0.01
“Our records indicate that you’ve mined only 62 hours this week. You cannot log out until you reach the minimum of 80 hours per week as set by CCP.
Please return to your keyboard and comply.”
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“Logoff denied. AFK’ing has to be balanced by actively playing. Your most valuable ship will be ejected from station should you attempt to log off anyway”.
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There, fixed it for you.
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Or a nice picture…
“Greetings Capsuleer,
As you may know, characters over 60 days old are not permitted in high sec, as high sec is reserved for new players only.
Our records indicate that this character is 59 days old. You have 1 day to transfer all of your assets and ships from high sec into a low sec system of your choosing. If you do not, we will move all of your assets to Tama automatically and on your behalf.
Thank you for choosing to play EvE online.”
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