We are facing a severe health crisis worldwide and it is time that we, as citizens of New Eden, take up responsibility and fight the Corona Virus threat with all means!
I hereby urge all fellow capsuleers to:
- Secure a decent amount of toilet paper, drinks and rations ASAP and keep it nearby.
- Don’t leave your home.
- Instead spend as much time as possible in front of your screen in order to avoid needless interaction
with real world people.
- Reach out to all contacts via phone and/or social media and convince them of the undeniable advantages of a virtual existence, Internet Spaceships and cloning technology.
- Use the buddy programme and or other baits/threats if necessary to get them online.
- As an alliance leader, diplomat or fleet commander please start as many wars as possible and saturate all available pilots with CTAs. Local governments will support your efforts in the coming weeks by shutting down all other activities or duties that might interfere.
- As a representative of CCP, please consider not placing EVE ads in my browser (I already know the game), but instead target people who don’t and make them aware that it is of vital importance that as many people as possible start playing online games NOW!
- As a real world doctor, nurse, pharmacist or person with any other health sector related occupation - forget all of the above and do your job. You are the real heroes now!
- Spread the word!
It is absolutely crucial to strictly adhere to these guidelines for the following weeks or months.
Together we stand a chance to stop the spread and save this planet!
Thank you for your attention.