We finally got a second wardec! There will be so much PVP! I am so exited! Please feel free to post any exiting battle reports below!
Omg! #InBeforeWholesaleSlaughter!
Pure gold
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Awesome! I think he resubbed for that!
CCP! The solution is just to have more drama on the forums and the subs will go up!
The WAR is in full force! One Venture from a newbro was taken down after hours of intense spacefights! The offending corp pilot Stanislav Russia told reporters it was the hardest fight of his entire capsuleer career and that he was still shaking. The defending capsuleer Alaksys Kai said “I was mining in my Venture, minding my own business until that Russian Pirate guy who has positive security standing showed up! I enjoyed the PVP a lot. Everyone should become a wardeccing good security status pirate. I mean, new and untrained capsuleers need more PVP fun so they can enjoy this experience more!”. As the war rages on…
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What does his security status have to do with anything?
EvE is not for you.
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It is saying you are playing a felon without any convictions. It like saying you are an engineer without a degree.
Yes, you can say it. But it will make people laugh and then ask “Wait, you aren’t serious, right?”
Just say “I am an evil capsuleer that has good lawyers so I can wreck others ships and steal from others without the 4 empires caring.”
That sounds less ridicoulous.
That is not for you to decide. If I wanted sound advise, I would ask on tinder.
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Go ahead
Come back with screenshots of sound advice
Wtf is this thread
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A high security status doesn’t mean you’re a nice guy.
It mostly just means you don’t gank… on that toon.
Which makes you kind of a nice guy, in a way.
Ok, means you’re a nice guy.
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Most people blame you for it. You should defend the forums like you defend highsec.
Or that he is a ganker who bribed CONCORD with clone soldier tags to restore his sec status. 
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Wat? 
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I already decided.
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Great. I will certainly consider your advice. You know because in EVE Online you should trust no one… 
You don’t even need to sub. An alpha account can best these fits…
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Reminds me of somebody who used to frequent here tbh. Also the Rule of Mort hasn’t come in handy in ages. I demand a post that unprepared makes me spray softdrink all over my keyboard
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If you go to McDonald’s and order a cheese burger but you don’t like cheese or burgers is it McDonald’s fault or yours?
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/me sighs