Why does CCP hate care bears?

You sound very upset there little pirate, perhaps you should find a game that is more your speed like pong… or maybe solitaire? Maybe you can use the time that you aren’t engaging in Eve online to find a licensed therapist to deal with your severe entitlement and anger issues.

I hope you find the care you need to get better. :slight_smile:

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imagine not being potty trained as an adult

Lol, my playstyle was high sec miner. That doesnt even exist in this game anymore. Feel happy your career hasnt been deleted from the game entirely yet.

Wut.

There are hundreds of peeps mining in high sec right now as we speak bruv.

Why you lying?

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miners got what they deserved, a push to runescape

Then go do all those things without somehow soiling yourself in a 20 minute window. This was a wild post all the way through.

Wait, you went into space hell while having a poopy attack?

I have seen some wild complaints on these forums, but this one is a new one for me.

Maybe you could get squatty potty and pail and, you know, have it on standby next to your computer, if it’s a desktop.

Or if it’s a lap top, just take it into the loo.

Or maybe hitch on some disposable adult potty pants before booting up EvE.

Just some ideas.

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