Wormhole Police MOST WANTED Criminals

Communications Center Crime & Punishment
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!!! PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT !!! - The Hunt always brings out the Amateur Hunters… Please remember that Ordinary Citizens are not authorized to engage without proper licensing! Please contact an Officer with The Wormhole Police to avoid being wanted yourselves!

Dirtbags from the week ending 2022-04-01 - See top post for current wanted list.

1 AltTwinA - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
2 DarkerWhite Aivo - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
3 slavaker - Downgraded, Currently #16
4 0 0 0000 - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
5 Apocrif - Continues to offend, ON THE RUN!
6 Noleko Teilf Skir - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
7 pBun - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
8 gigazol - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
9 strilk1 - Continues to offend. Currently #11
10 Fangjen - On path to redemption with no new offenses!

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“Attempted Theft of Cultural Landmarks” “Murder and Mayhem” “Pety theft of cultural landmarks”

WH space seems wild. These people seem to have fun.

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And why they win EVE early. :slightly_smiling_face:

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!!! PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT !!! - As we wrap up The Hunt please remember that this is not the time to take THE LAW into your own hands! We’ve been forced to arrest some Amateur Hunters this past week and it pains us! Please remember that Ordinary Citizens are not authorized to engage without proper licensing! Please contact an Officer with The Wormhole Police to avoid being wanted yourselves!

Dirtbags from the week ending 2022-04-08 - See top post for current wanted list.

1 JoJo OldSchool - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
2 Laniakea Ethelion - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
3 XII XVII XIII - Continues to offend, currently #2
4 Areolun - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
5 @Phantom_Silver - Continues to offend ON THE RUN! Currently #3
6 Papiroskin - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
7 Mar1on 215 - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
8 Kazirock - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
9 Bromka - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
10 Valemata Makanen - On path to redemption with no new offenses!

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And what pray tell is required to become “Licensed”

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Nah it would be against my morals. You see i live in a wh and we mine ( alot ) and run the data and relics sites ( ALOT ) Also shoot all the sleepers we can as well. Come say hello :stuck_out_tongue:

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You’re in a corporation with no members but you. Who is we?

Sticking to your morals is commendable even when your morals are poop. Things stick to poop well.

There are only two types of people in New Eden. DIRTBAG CRIMINALS and The Wormhole Police.

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Well we is my corp yes but this is an alt that i use for hi sec stuff. Like moving all that ore and gas from the wh to a trade hub. Or maybe i move the remains of all the sleepers that we have murdered. I guess i am a dirtbag lol. So do you have any detectives in your lil gang ? If so i give you a clue to our wh J1355
Just to make it easy for you i will anchor 3 cans within 3 au of the sun and name them Murderous Dirtbags Live Here… Mean while i have some rocks to mine.Sleeper children i going to make orphans.Gas to collect to make into Drugs.Then i might do some hacking for fun :stuck_out_tongue:

Regards
Your friendly Dirtbag

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You might as well have just typed the whole jcode miss. Even an Ordinary Citizen can detective out your wormhole given the 8 possibilities.

You always hear stories about how sociopaths are Evil Geniuses! It’s simply not true.

See you soon… DIRTBAG!

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You are nothing but a tyrant forcing your so called wrongs by force.
Might makes wrong, you must be purged.

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Obviously I disagree :blush:

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Cant be good detectives as you still not found my wh. Do you think that J1355 is the start of my wh lol No its the 2nd 3rd 4th and 5th but not in that order,

Guess you are a sub standard citizen then :stuck_out_tongue:

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Dirtbags from the week ending 2022-04-15 - See top post for current wanted list.

1 Akii Silver - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
2 XII XVII XIII - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
3 @Phantom_Silver - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
4 Meridina - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
5 Kuba Kaey - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
6 @Jin_Li_Hsiung - Continues to offend. Currently #6
7 alexandr1212 - Continues to offend. Currently #8
8 strilk1 - Continues to offend. Currently #16
9 Re Nagev - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
10J John Halvid - On path to redemption with no new offenses!

Other dirtbags brought to justice this week!

#27 Belalter - Brought to JUSTICE by @Vinnegar_Douche

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We have seen a marked decline in criminal activity for all dirtbags who have appeared on this list. It’s only through the support of Ordinary Citizens like you that we’re able to provide this valuable service to Wormhole Space! Be sure to thank your nearest WHPD Officer or Deputy today!

Dirtbags from the week ending 2022-04-22 - See top post for current wanted list.

1 AltTwinA - Continues to offend. Remains #1
2 Hrom5 - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
3 JoJo OldSchool - Continues to offend. Currently #4
4 @Sadjuuk_Xaar - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
5 Anfiniti - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
6 @Jin_Li_Hsiung - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
7 MarininKot - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
8 alexandr1212 - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
9 Bromka - ON THE RUN! Recently spotted Near Perimeter system!
10 @Sims_Heluend - - On path to redemption with no new offenses!

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Anyone want to buy some wh ore or gas as i been mining lots :slight_smile: The fuzz must be asleep as not tickets or fines here :wink:

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I don’t have to be in your wormhole to issue a citation miss.

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Is that because you cant find my wh :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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That sounds like a challenge I believe

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Ohh i thought the average citizen (IE WH Police ) had found my wh as they were in my hisec chain the other day… Such a shame as had the welcome mat all laid out :wink: