Wormhole Police MOST WANTED Criminals

Cinnegar Douche: “I am very angwee with you. So I’m going to wite a wetter expwessing how very angwee I am with you. And that will make you think twice about angerwing me further in the future!”

“And if you keep going in your twangwessions, I will wite another wetter using stronger language and post it here as additional citation!”

“That will teach you!”

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Please sir! CALM DOWN!

The correct expression is:

Calm down, miner.

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You have to remember that these guys are not very capable at much so you have to dumb it down a bit. Well a lot actually :slight_smile: :open_mouth: :confused:

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Due to a recent increase in Karen Complaints, I’m excited to announce a new program to help streamline the Karen Complaint process!

Visit my DashCam Stream Sunday and Monday evenings 00:00 to 04:00 New Eden Time (8pm to Midnight EST)

Earn Justice Points, interact with WHPD or DROP A DIME on some Dirtbag! Our 100% nonanonymous Drop-A-Dime program allows Ordinary Citizens to take their Karen Complaints RIGHT TO THE TOP!

Dirtbags from the week ending 2022-04-29 - See top post for current wanted list.

1 AltTwinA - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
2 @Bexey_Songweaver - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
3 @Phantom_Silver - Continues to offend. Upgraded to #1
4 JoJo OldSchool - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
5 Marakuyo Vimaleshvar - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
6 Shirukee Dahma - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
7 Sawyer Ludwig - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
8 Zoe Letu - Continues to offend. Currently #15
9 Pokikola Elato Huunuras - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
10 klarc - On path to redemption with no new offenses!

Okay okay,

Maybe I missed this. And TBH, I’m not curious enough to click that little icon that takes me to the top. Only enough to bother you in answering my question. (Well, I have more than one)

So here it is.

Why should we care about your wormhole?

I mean, you obviously think we should care enough that you post a most wanted list of offenders, but why tho? What is in it for us? Can we hunt these people down and collect some sort of reward?

Can you list all the WH systems you occupy so if I accidentally come across one I can hunt for relic sites transgressors on your wanted list?

Ok, so this is a Jazzercise thing, we all do it to keep in shape between killmails.

It works like this ok.

1 AltTwinA Up and Down - Marching On path to healthy fit redemption with turn and twist and no new offenses!

2 and stretch and @Bexey_Songweaver - Marching On path to redemption with kicking those legs up no new offenses and twist and turn and feel that burn!

3 and pivot and rotate your neck @Phantom_Silver - marching now with knees up high and Continues to offend. so up and down and smile because Upgraded to rotate those shoulders you are looking good #1

and so on

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Ordinary Citizens, Especially those without the willingness to click a web link, are not authorized to pursue! If you encounter any of these Dangerous Criminals you are advised to dock up immediately and spin your ship until The Wormhole Police, or a Licensed Vigilante Hunter arrives.

To report a crime in progress, Please visit our Discord Server - Be prepared to provide a K-Space entrance, a description of the perpetrator(s) and any additional information which you feel would help The Wormhole Police to solve the crime.

It’s only through the support and cooperation of Ordinary Citizens like you that we’re able to provide our services. Consider making an ISK Donation to The Blood Raiders Children’s Charity today!

Don’t forget to Smile!

Soooo basically this is a more visible version of an excel spreadsheet where you keep track of people that have mildly irritated and/or stumbled across your hole and did things without your consent.

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They had a head Fedo “smirks”

Mothercluckers and Code/safety.

Two imbecilic fascist cults fighting each other.

This is delicious.

What are you babbling on about?

What does CODE. Have to do with this guys WH bounty board?

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Our new, streamlined Karen Complaint process is a HUGE SUCCESS!

Visit my DashCam Stream Sunday and Monday evenings 00:00 to 04:00 New Eden Time (8pm to Midnight EST)

Earn Justice Points, interact with WHPD or DROP A DIME on some Dirtbag! Our 100% nonanonymous Drop-A-Dime program allows Ordinary Citizens to take their Karen Complaints RIGHT TO THE TOP!

Dirtbags from the week ending 2022-05-06 - See top post for current wanted list.

1 @Phantom_Silver - Moved to NULL, Out of my jurisdiction
2 @Master_Chieftain - Continues to offend, Now #1
3 Amarr Citizen 2119683342 - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
4 nakess - Continues to offend, Currently #4
5 Kitty Ket - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
6 slmpnv - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
7 Meridina - Laying Low but we know she’ll be back on the list!
8 James Letkajenkka - Continues to offend. Currently #7
10 Dark Hay - :oncoming_police_car: Paid his debt to society through community service!

Have you guys moved to a new area ? I still see Paulus Titans around Uedama to Vittenyn areas, but haven’t seen you or the other Wormhole Police around there for some time.

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WHPD is a bit like RLPD. They need 10 v 1 to do anything lol. Oh and the welcome mat is still laid out haha

We have offices in Metropolis, Essence, and Lonetrek - Officers move around to be closest to which ever office has the best boosters.

And why no office in a wh ? To hard or to scared ??