Can I get on your list?
Crime: repeated ■■■■ posting on your thread?
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I already tried that.
No dice.
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maybe i need to give these fools the hisec chain to my wh lol
Seems its to hard for them to find it
Shitposting and Trolling The WHPD Thread doesn’t seem to be a crime I have Jurisdiction over.
The best way to whore on this list is to get ten friends to report you through our Karen Complaints process. Just visit The WHPD stream on twitch, earn JUSTICE POINTS and spend them on Karen Complaints. With a little effort, you’ll be a low level offender in no time!
This sounds overly complicated. Karen complaint department? Is this where we lodge complaints about WHPD Karens?
Then I have to go and endure a twitch stream? Has anyone ever endured an EvE twitch stream. Why would I bother watching you do boring things in EvE when I can perfectly well do the same boring things myself, and without the shitty commentary and self ego stroking?
And then I have to take those social justice points back to the Karen complaints department and spend them on Karen complaints? Isn’t it that where I go to complain about Karens? Shouldn’t I go to the Karen Outlet store and procure the Karen Complaints there, then redeem them with any of the WHPD managerial staff?
These damn kids today! They just want everything handed to them. No-Effort and participation trophies for everyone!
James_315 didn’t have any trouble finding his way to last night’s stream. A different generation. True Heroes are a thing of the past!
Just pop a Master-at-arms skill booster, queue up Fun IV, and before you know it you’ll be able to join in on the stream and enjoy all the benefits of the show… like a pro!
Git Gud, Scrub 
Not sure what dealing with your overly complicated Karen voucher system has to do with “getting gud, scrub.”
Sounds to me your system even confuses you.
And James315 died. So the fact that he was in your stream tells me that your padding your viewership with alt accounts.
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The question on my mind would be how does a Corp get off the list?
I’m glad you asked because a path to redemption is a big part of the CRIMINAL Justice System. Otherwise good people sometimes make stupid mistakes they regret.
We don’t put corporations on the wanted list but the top post clearly indicates paths to redemption including, performing community service as a vigilante hunter and simply not doing crimes for 14 days.
[Jan 8] * How do I get off this list? - Either keep your nose clean while in wormhole space for 14 days or perform community service as a licensed vigilante hunter. Contact a Wormhole Police Officer to obtain proper licensing.
Are you sure that wasn’t added later?
/edit I should not had questioned you, it was there all along.
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Hey Mr Douche,
LOL so its gone from mining permits to proper licensing hahahahaah
That’s oddly vague and non-specific. By design?
Calling All Karens! Our 100% Non-Anonymous Complaint process is a HUGE SUCCESS!
Visit the WHPD Twitch Stream Sunday and Monday evenings 00:00 to 04:00 New Eden Time (8pm to Midnight EST)
Earn Justice Points, interact with WHPD or DROP A DIME on some Dirtbag! Our 100% non-anonymous Drop-A-Dime program allows Ordinary Citizens to take their Karen Complaints RIGHT TO THE TOP!
If you are interested in Performing Community Service alongside The Wormhole Police, Please visit our Discord to sign up. The Meme Fleet departs on Sunday at 17:00 New Eden time from Caldari space. Reserve your spot in advance and get right with THE LAW!
Dirtbags from the week ending 2022-05-20 - See top post for current wanted list.
1 @Solar_Starbane - Last spotted on the lamb in NullSec
2 @Kevin_Emoto - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
3 @Bexey_Songweaver - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
4 Walter Oskold - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
5 Bilbo Dang - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
6 MrRedisko - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
7 Amarr Citizen 2119683342 - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
8 Kitty Ket - Continues to offend, Currently #5
9 Linda Di - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
10 @Kotama_Olsaris - Performed Community Service! RECORD EXPUNGED!
Thoughts and prayers for the lamb.
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Calling All Karens! Our 100% Non-Anonymous Complaint process is a HUGE SUCCESS!
Visit the WHPD Twitch Stream Sunday and Monday evenings 00:00 to 04:00 New Eden Time (8pm to Midnight EST)
Earn Justice Points, interact with WHPD or DROP A DIME on some Dirtbag! Our 100% non-anonymous Drop-A-Dime program allows Ordinary Citizens to take their Karen Complaints RIGHT TO THE TOP!
If you are interested in Performing Community Service alongside The Wormhole Police, Please visit our Discord to sign up. The Meme Fleet departs on Sunday at 17:00 New Eden time from Caldari space. Reserve your spot in advance and get right with THE LAW!
Dirtbags from the week ending 2022-05-27 - See top post for current wanted list.
1 MarininKot - On The RUN! Last spotted in NullSec!
2 ivanes magnum - On the path to redemption with no new offenses!
3 Evgen Vkhr - On the path to redemption with no new offenses!
4 Sink Ford - Continues to offend, Currently #5
5 Kitty Ket - Continues to offend, Currently #6
6 Redrik Suhard - Continues to offend, Currently #8
7 Kuroi Kaminari - On the path to redemption with no new offenses!
8 Dude McPot - On the path to redemption with no new offenses!
9 Promero - On The RUN! Last spotted in NullSec!
10 Luna Faye - On the path to redemption with no new offenses!
Visit the WHPD Twitch Stream Sunday and Monday evenings 00:00 to 04:00 New Eden Time (8pm to Midnight EST)
Earn Justice Points, interact with WHPD or DROP A DIME on some Dirtbag! Our 100% non-anonymous Drop-A-Dime program allows Ordinary Citizens to take their Karen Complaints RIGHT TO THE TOP!
If you are interested in Performing Community Service alongside The Wormhole Police, Please visit our Discord to sign up. The Meme Fleet departs on Sunday at 17:00 New Eden time from Caldari space. Reserve your spot in advance and get right with THE LAW!
Dirtbags from the week ending 2022-006-03 - See top post for current wanted list.
1 Wins Lemmont - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
2 Bean Can - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
3 Atokaulo - Continues to offend! Suspect is on the RUN!
4 @Hector_Sokarad - Suspect has retreated to NullSec
5 Sink Ford - Continues to offend. Downgraded.
6 Kitty Ket - Suspect has gone into hiding.
7 nakess - Suspect in hiding after recent arrest.
8 Redrik Suhard - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
9 Bunck Riraille - On path to redemption with no new offenses!
10 Durishaka - Upgraded to #9, THE KARENS HAVE SPOKEN!
Can you put in a good word for me? I’d like to date Karen, in your Karen complaint department?
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Visit the WHPD Twitch Stream WEEKDAYS!
Earn Justice Points, interact with WHPD or DROP A DIME on some Dirtbag! Our 100% non-anonymous Drop-A-Dime program allows Ordinary Citizens to take their Karen Complaints RIGHT TO THE TOP!
If you are interested in Performing Community Service alongside The Wormhole Police, Please visit our Discord to sign up. The Meme Fleet departs on Sunday at 17:00 New Eden time from Caldari space. Reserve your spot in advance and get right with THE LAW!
Dirtbags from the week ending 2022-006-10 - See top post for current wanted list.
1 Makaz Bermudskii - On a path to redemption with no new offenses!
2 Grafulka Atruin - Continues to offend. Pilot is ON THE RUN!
3 Ratcliff Austrene - On a path to redemption with no new offenses!
4 UNlT - On a path to redemption with no new offenses!
5 Capt Ripracer - On a path to redemption with no new offenses!
6 Cahoun - On a path to redemption with no new offenses!
7 Atokaulo - Continues to offend. Currently #4
8 Nadlom - - On a path to redemption with no new offenses!
9 Durishaka - FAILED to perform community service 
10 @Dmitry_Jarenov - Pilot has escaped to NullSec
Why is Durishaka being so toxic?
I think we can turn this dirtbag around if he’ll just show up for our MEME FLEET. It is best to catch these crims early in their career. Bring him on a fly-a-long with your crew Sister Aiko, He’s got something deep down inside… It’s possible that it’s belly worms but I’m pretty sure we can work with that!