[Aurora News] Remembering the Caldari Prime battle

Oh, really?

Well, I guess you can use Interbus for like 1000x price of corporate transports, and die from the stench of all these srinking homeless or jobless who will travel together with you.

Education?.. Oh, sweet Maker! I’ve seen Federal school “education” in holo movies. I’d better just self educate reading books than participate in such disgrace and waste of time! Federal schools as I saw them aren’t schools, they are like zoo for savage apes! There is no discipline! Proper subjects are barely touched! And they are told on lessons all sort of unneeded garbage, even remotely not resembling sciences!! I am glad I got State education.

Medical services? Oh, you can get them even in Republic, with some sort of shaman will be jumping over your wound with a tambourine. State citizens get access to the most modern of AIMEDs, developed by best scientists in the cluster, and assisted by the best trained medical workers, who know what they are doing.

Entertainment? I’ve seen Federal “entertainment”. Disgrace, indecency, filth and propaganda. Best shows, best prop comedians, best competitive games - are only in the State! No politics, no propaganda, no indecency. Only the best.

Marriage services. I haven’t heard Federation has marriage service that guaranteely provides a spouse to every citizen. I have heard that with lack of anatomical education and lack of marriage guidance Federal citizens even commit such sort of act as dating between people of same gender! What a shame! In the State this is illegal.

Living conditions? No doubt that the State provides the best for the best.

Can you get everything without being a citizen? Probably you can. But with tremendously larger expenditure of funds and time, and getting way worse quality in the end.

Oh yessss

What happened to that concentrated sulfuric acid you wanted to drink?

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Well, I’ve used it as an electrolyte for my handgun capacitor. It is better than Quaffe even for this.

What a waste :disappointed:

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It was too sour anyway.

Oh dear God…

I’m sorry I’m just…I’m laughing so much right now.

Fantastic job Caldari propaganda engines, you’re making the best comedy in ages.

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Here is a view from outside: stories everywhere, that day. The gate network was so overloaded, that late arrivals were lucky to get in. Disparate groups, some with active war declarations, all met at a single point.

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It is still amusing how those gallente, who lack a couple gears in their brains shove everything they fail to understand under “Caldari Propaganda”. I wonder, have they ever were in the State and saw our media? The main difference that every visitor might notice first is that Caldari media operates facts first, and there is literally no propaganda, except some advertisements Corporations love to shove your face in the lest expected moment to show that their goods are better than others.

But after the Federal propaganda, where they sing dithyrambs to their “democracies”, “freedom” and all other crap they foolishly believe to be good, I guess they might consider our lack of their usual propaganda as a… propaganda. Just because they lack analyzing capabilities to understand that they got into the environment, not soaked with propaganda like their federal greenhouse.

So, no, little gallentean. There was no propaganda involved. Go wash your brain and learn some logic before returning.

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See all this is exactly what I’d suspect someone who is brainwashed to behave.

“Oh no there is no corruption what so ever. Our society is the greatest. Everyone else is lacking. We don’t commit grave atrocities, only our enemies have done anything wrong. Our nation is supreme”

I’m completely aware of the Federation’s failings, but I’d take them any day over the failings of the Caldari State and its layers upon layers of hypocrisy.

Also you of all people should not be calling anyone “little” my dear. You have the frame of adolescent teenager after all.

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Oddly I find myself defending Ms Kim here, firstly her body frame is of no relevance, and secondly she could have been a 48 stone Matari fedo herder before her first jump into a new clone. You never can tell with capsuleers.

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Does it take many stones to heard Fedos?

Depends how vicious the particular Fedo’s are…

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Speaking as someone who’s actually maybe just a little tiny bit smaller than Ms. Kim, seconding the suggestion that size isn’t important to what somebody’s saying.

Also it’s a little unlikely that she’s changed frame very much. Caldari tend to get a little uncomfortable about radical changes in physical form. (It’s maybe a little funny considering the tube child program and so on, but it’s still true.) Ms. Kim isn’t really someone I can easily see challenging the dominant State culture in that way.

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And that is what a typical gallente propagandist would say, propagandist who just shines his ignorance on the forum just to bark about those, who dare to speak facts against him.

Do you realize I often criticise mistakes that our State has committed? No? Of course no, because that would destroy your gentle echo chamber you live in. Instead of learning about topics you speak about you just jump on someone you consider “hostile” with whatever you sick imagination came up with, disregarding that you show yourself a complete ignorant and fool.

Good job, Mr. Auritus, and thanks for devaluing you crap about our State by openly saying information about us (in particular - me), which contradicts fact that every reader of IGS forum can quickly find.

Death. First.

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Hey little man, you shouldn’t pick on someone who’s smaller than you, because one truth in this cluster of ours is that there’s always a bigger fish.

A bigger, stronger, better looking fish.

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The only way to settle this with honour is if you both fight oiled in a gel pool.

It is the only way to be sure.

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Well, thank you, Mr. Farsaidh for defending me, however I would like to ask you to not do this, please.

First of all, beause I am Caldari Officer and Soldier, it is my job to defend myself and others, and when others defend me, I feel myself… awkward. I pretty much can always stand for myself.

And second, in this particular case, I really didn’t need any actual defending: Mr. Auritus crushed himself under the weight of his own ignorance, all I needed is to pull a stick from under all these bricks he gathered and that fell right on his head. That’s what happens when you stack a huge pile on a flimsy foundation.

Imagine him bringing huge expensive fleet, but because of his initial incorrect assumption in the planning, all his ships are burning without me doing much, all I left to do is to point finger and giggle at his incompetence.

But, regardless, thank you. I am honored for the attention.

Not again. I still have scars from fighting Ava in that lime jello.

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Please don’t make fun of our culture. Questions of honor are solved by skarpur stalaandi.