Cormorants and Jackals

I will give Commander Eddie his due, this type of speech is the very reason why so many love him (Including myself still) and so many voted him for a second term to represent as Mr. Federation. So of course who else would be able to champion Love more so than him? Who else would be able to normalise relations with the Collective? I see that Edencom have already been following his lead in our lovely @Ret_Gloriaxx news report - Amarr Empire Celebrates Foundation Day YC123
I’ve highlighted it for those that like pictures :wink:
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But I have been advised to say no comment to everything else so not to put myself, the Commander and/or Executive Kybernaut Jackal (apparently) in more trouble.

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For enemy, it is possible.
For the most dishonorable treasonous disgrace? That’s disgusting and amoral.

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There’s only one way to settle this. Mud. Grand Arena. Safety mud etc.

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A trillion ISK idea! I love it!

It has come to my attention that the Cormorant and the Jackal have been flying alongside each other: Maelstrom | TonyofPR | Killmail | zKillboard

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Oh, that is hilarious.

@Julian_Flavours, was this your doing? Clever man!

God, I wish I’d been out flying yesterday. Sadly, the enormous volume of completed Accounts Payable authorizations on my desk suggests I spent the evening otherwise engaged.

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Oh my fair Queen of Space Hell, I am bound by a Federal gag till the legality of this whole misunderstanding is resolved.

Fortunately I wasn’t lying when I said I had friends who are fans. They aren’t into the whole gag thing but I’ll say no more on it.

NO COMMENT :wink:

Considering impersonating another capsuleer is the kind of thing CONCORD permanently revokes licenses over, good call.

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Am I to take from this that even verified Killmails posted on boards may not be what they seem?

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The most popular killboard, zKillboard, is operated as a labor of love by Squizz Caphinator. Squizz is not only a dear friend of mine, but also one of our finest kybernauts in Stribog Clade. He is a man of outstanding honor and integrity–a reputation he enjoyed long before he answered Zorya Triglav’s call. Moreover, as he told me just today (in reference to a different inquiry), his service depends entirely upon data that capsuleers provide to him willingly, and that he deliberately cannot tamper with nor generate at his end.

Whatever the origin of the data, it had to come from some outside source.

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But you’re stating the data is false?

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Just as a thought if the killmail is anomalous it might be the result of running into two small squads in succession, escaping one only to get picked off by the other.

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Jackal’s comment indicated she did not undock at the time.

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Ah. Hm. Considering the source, in context I’m inclined to believe it.

That is strange.

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My friends and fans the embargo has been lifted! Rejoice for I am free from the horrible hands that Federal Bureaucracy had around my neck!

But today is not all roses and sunshine. It’s with great sorrow that I am announcing that I will be stepping down as CEO and Fan club chairman of Cormorants and Jackals.

"But why Mr. Flavours? The fans love you and all the hard work you’ve put in?" I hear you ask. Well the main reason(1) is that I heard last night the Queen of Space Hell married her Prince of Darkness. Congratulations to both @Sahara_Jackal and @Kranacoi_Halvora I guess it’s officially confirmed than Team Lion did win out in the in end. Seeing as the fan club did its job in fanning the flame of love, I see no reason to continue it.

"What will you do next Mr. Flavours? Your work was inspirational, we can’t live with out it!" Another good question and fear not! This is not the end of my story. I shall ensure the spice flows throughout this bland cluster, so that you can get a taste of Julian Flavours.

As natural as they come,

Julian ‘Eddie’ Flavours

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(1) I’m not legally allowed to.

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It is indeed true. Kranacoi Halvora and I had a lovely private ceremony followed by a gathering with friends and loved ones at Delayed Local. It was a great opportunity to show our friends and family our thanks in celebration.

Indeed. The superior Gallentean won. :wink:

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There is no reason to downplay yourself like that. You are a wholesome Frigate pilot.

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I appreciate the kind words.

But in terms of the constantly shifting powers and transmutable nature of galactic politics, i fear that I’m not much of a force.

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That applies to every individual, though.

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