Oh wow that’s interesting! I’m glad that my elite pvp is on par with that of an ex-Shadow Cartel FC.
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Lol this thread.
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He’s also a member of PL (after Overload Everything split from Shadow Cartel and were then absorbed into PL later on), though not playing as much as he used to.
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Indeed, this thread is a great source of fun. Do you scan/bump the freighters yourself or wait for others to do?
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I do it all myself. In instances where I catch something worth ganking and my friendos are online, I will batphone them.
I have my own gankers, but not enough to solo-dunk expanded freighters without “hyperdunking” (rip).
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I got a new toy!
This Battleship class virtual internet role-playing galactic vessel shall by my new instrument of despair and torture. I will be adapting some of my techniques in the coming days for the sake of optimizing the experience for both the freighter pilots and myself… but most importantly YOU, my readers!
Yesterday I was cruisin’ around looking for a reason to use my nice Stasis Webifiers on haulers in need, when all of a sudden I spotted that pathetic idiot ganker dude STOP AND FRISK bumping a freighter! Unfortunately I was unable to intercept communications…
Ah ha! It feels so incredible to be the most honorable pilot in all of New Eden. I mean who else do you know is selfless enough to assist these people in need for free!??!
King Dicken > wjat happpend
Lacie LaFleur > 1b and you go free
King Dicken > I dont have it do what you need
Lacie LaFleur > What do you have?
TOTAL:
Nada. Only walked away with the feeling of accomplishing the pinnacle of ELITE PVP!
BONUS:
Lacie LaFleur > Well
Lacie LaFleur > How’s your day been?
King Dicken > so faar so good
Lacie LaFleur > Awesome.
Lacie LaFleur > You been playing eve long?
King Dicken > 4 months
Lacie LaFleur > awesome
Lacie LaFleur > Liking it so far?
King Dicken > Yeah so far
Lacie LaFleur > What do you do mostly?
King Dicken > execot for ■■■■ like this
Lacie LaFleur > Ah yeah
Lacie LaFleur > its just part of the game.
King Dicken > Yeah but its ■■■■■■■■ that someone can ganka 1.2bill ship with out issues
This ELITE PVP experience was pretty cut and dry…
TOTAL:
454m in loot dropped
BONUS:
Chapter III - RUST, DUST, & GUTS
I’ve said it again and I’ll say it before Orcas are an exceptionally wily! Not only are they more difficult to bump than a regular freighter, but they can be filled with nasty surprises! I found the local bump Machariel bullying an Orca pilot, so I had to step in!
Now here’s the twist! I was very surprised when the Orca pilot let loose his own set of drones and popped two of mine before I managed to start dancing mine in and out. I worked on de-fanging him and his drone bay full of desperation, and eventually won!
TOTAL:
1.1b in loot dropped
1b in “ransom”
BONUS:
Lacie LaFleur > Was an honorable duel
Motilda42 > not really, but whatever
Lacie LaFleur > No it was.
Motilda42 > under false pretenses
Lacie LaFleur > no!
Motilda42 > yep, i paid your mate to stop bumping me, but he kept it up, then u offered to hgelp, but didn’t
Lacie LaFleur > I have to replace some augmented drones now, thanks.
I found this guy hanging around trying to stop me from helping all these freighters:
He appeared to have some information missing from his bio, linking my killboards. I kindly mailed him to inform him of the omission and even linked them for him!
Here is the point where I actually purchased and used my new toy. I’ve named her, “THE DOOMSLAYER”. Check out this next part where I am totally an honorable and kind dude that offers a helping hand to the lame!
Lacie LaFleur > Send me 500m
Lacie LaFleur > or you die
Lacie LaFleur > SEND IT NOW
Rone Onnlin > need time few minute
Rone Onnlin > what!
Lacie LaFleur > you dont have time
Rone Onnlin > wait i need tranfer
Rone Onnlin > TT…
Lacie LaFleur > you have literally 1 minute
Lacie LaFleur > you better hurry
Rone Onnlin > Yep
Lacie LaFleur > send it now
Rone Onnlin > ok send
Lacie LaFleur > 1b more or you die
Lacie LaFleur > not kidding here man
Rone Onnlin > hmm
Rone Onnlin > u can kill me
Lacie LaFleur > We know how much you have
Rone Onnlin > i dont have money more
Rone Onnlin > i all money is just 700m
Lacie LaFleur > 700m and you go free then
Rone Onnlin > than i give 500m to u
Rone Onnlin > i just left 200m
Lacie LaFleur > ok 200m will do
Lacie LaFleur > Do you want to die man?
Rone Onnlin > that all
Rone Onnlin > plz TT
Rone Onnlin > i give all
Rone Onnlin > plz TT…
Lacie LaFleur > Sorry dude.
TOTAL:
1.8b in loot dropped
500m in “ransom”
500m in “ransom”
200m in “ransom”
I enjoy offering my talents and gifts to those in need. Surprisingly they’ve paid off very well!
ISK in the “pot”:
38,118,000,000 ISK
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I was digging through some old screenshots, reminding myself of better times (being a bittervet) and remembered a post off of my old blog I used to keep up. If any of you are interested in my VERY FIRST crack at being an honorable freighter guardian, then have a read here:
While I’m here I’ll share with you guys some of the stuff I stumbled upon:
Learning how to bump for the first time
Saddest day in EVE Online history
It’s always nice to look back at what you’ve done and how much fun has been had in the past. That said, I’m excited about my little project here and won’t rest till I’ve personally touched each and every freighter and jump freighter pilot in New Eden…
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I’m not a fan of highsec shenanigans in general, but this thread is bloody awesome. Please keep posting.
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Awesome!
Even tho ganking isn’t my thing I applaud the reasoning behind this. It makes the most of the content laid before you. Come to think of it I might be convinced to explore this method of generating another income stream as a side project.
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This whole thing has been one of the most inspiring reads i’ve had in a long time.
you don’t often hear stories of solo shenanigans anymore. A+
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Thanks guys! It’s fun to write it out this way, and while it may just be highsec fuckery I think it’s neat to attach a goal like this to it.
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This is where the AG’s touched the OP.
Gunna break out the Gun Board to ride this tear thread, man did Tea n Toast hurt your feeeeelings.
You cry like a typical Codie, by the by I killed a sh@t tonne of Poco’s owned by one of your Corp Mates ( Sue Abbot , he’s another Codie sook ) Ha ha ah, you fly in good company, Not. Leet PvPers.
Just a matter of time to work out your main from the accounts you run. But hey give away more of your details sweet-heart. Boy r u sharp. 
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What tears are you referring to?
This literally is my main.
I know Sue from previous wardec corps, but he’s not even playing right now. He’s barely active in Slack.
I don’t care about POCOs.
Why are you having to try so hard?
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He’s even claiming ag killed you,
Shows how bad they want their daily dose of attention
Sorry to break it to you Nitshe, but he was ganked by New Order dudes
And a month old km?
Gtfo lol
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Thx Dom n Dommer, I will place Tea n Toast on the list.
Tho I’m happy they joined the ranks of AG, if only by defining their act, not by protecting your Codie business model.
(Codies making bumpers cry, mmm that’s special)
I don’t see anyone but you complaining right now
It’s beyond irrelevant to this thread as is holey to these forums
Get out
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Not complaining , just laughing. Needed to ride a Codie/bumper tear thread since Kaely disappeared.
(you keep disclosing your super secret Codie teams Dom, good work m8)
Thought Noumena Dingansich was your main??
Nope.
Refering to Osa Engawa.
But now you are online, why did you bother shooting your self with your ALT? You are a odd one…
(Thought Lacie LaFleur was your main.)