So I just barely rolled out of bed (yes even heroes have to sleep) and I just had a feeling that there was a poor hauler somewhere out there in New Eden that was in dire need of my help. I log on and immediately spot "Swift Lurker" not being very swift and not being very lurkey... I see that the plague that is a bump machariel making sweet love with his hull. I immediately spring into action...
Somehow I was able to intercept the direct comms link between said bump machariel and our "victim":
Upon receiving those communications I decide it's time for me to intervene: https://pastebin.com/24UmBmCq
So you'll notice he had duels blocked (this is the 4th one in a row BTW)
So about half-way through this engagement some dirty anti-heroes show up to try and stop me. One in a Gnosis and the other in a Naga (sadly I wasn't fast enough to get on the Naga)
Sometimes I bring fireworks to celebrate the success of our experience!
And finally... I win
~1b in Robotics (I always wanted to start a collection of PI for the upcoming structure changes!)
Some post-op follow up with our new "friend"
Anti-Gankers trying to make sense of it all
+2 Kill Rights to play with
Oroboros Omaristos > Swift Lurker as a freighter pilot, it is recommended to automatically deny duel request. You can do this by going to EVE settings > General Settings > Dueling. Check the "Auto Reject Invitations"
Swift Lurker > they're on auto deny
Swift Lurker > he/she talked to me in a very helpful tone
Swift Lurker > and since i had already announced on here, i took the bait
zyk0 > You're in a 1B+ ship - cargo collat and accept web help from a random. I can't seem to understand the logic here.
Dracvlad > panic
Dracvlad > hope
Dracvlad > pretty logical
So here I'll leave you for now with our hero riding off into the sunset (4 killmarks, mind you)!
Please feel free to contact me if you're interested in my services. I'm ready!
ISK in the "pot":