Heralding the Announcement of a "No Limits" Friendship

I always fight with one hand tied behind my back.

Fair isn’t fair.

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But how many of those are red boxed by a station ( or anything else ) for an entire half an hour with missiles and station drones coming their way every few minutes…as I had a few days back ? OK so I have logi support…but my call for armour went out long ago and logi are also aiding others. Whilst it is true that many stations go un-defended…those that are defended can be quite a test of nerve. Most people in 1 on 1 PvP are not red boxed for half an hour.

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Red Box.

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Clearly they suck, they need to sort out their priorities - ladies first !!!

Pandemic Horde Signs Unconditional Surrender

Suffers Loss of Flagship in Domain Engagement


AMARR, April 16 - Pandemic Horde insurgents have laid down their arms to Senpai’s Afterschool Anime and Gaming Club forces in a surprise end to the two-month conflict.

After weeks of intense fighting across Amarr Empire and Ammatar Mandate high-security sectors, an armistice has been reached between ASOBU forces (alongside their The Potato Alliance protectorate) and REKTD separatists, scheduled to take effect on April 17, YC125, 11:22 New Eden Standard Time. Mop-up operations of holdout Pandemic Horde resistance cells are ongoing, and are planned to continue until the ceasefire goes into effect.

The final hours of fighting have seen the destruction of Pandemic Horde’s Golem Marauder-class flagship, cementing the rogue faction’s inability to conduct further combat operations against Senpai’s Afterschool Anime and Gaming Club’s naval elements. According to inside sources in the ASOBU navy, who asked to remain anonymous, the operation to defang Pandemic Horde and nullify its war-fighting capacity by eliminating this upper-echelon command vessel was not possible without the assistance of Safety.'s intelligence services, which shared crucial telemetry on the transiting battleship’s flight patterns as it made its way through the Megeh and Mobit constellations of Amarr Empire space.

The end of hostilities with Pandemic Horde is expected to mark a pivotal turning point for Senpai’s Afterschool Anime and Gaming Club’s foreign policy, with the faction planning to turn its eyes to the west, as part of its ongoing efforts to keep in check the continuous territorial encroachment by imperialists from the Delve and Querious regions of sovereign space, and to keep intact the balance of power in the southern bloc regions.

(Story in progress—check in for ongoing developments)

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Nice work hun

I couldn’t have done it without everyone’s love and support! Thank you for cheering me on both here and in the WWIG channel!

The total amount of damage caused to Pandemic Horde through solo PvP is estimated to be between 160-170 billion ISK. Two freighters alone had a combined value of about 120 billion ISK by themselves, with the rest of the value being spread through an additional 100 or so kills of both combat and industrial targets.

Pandemic Horde also suffered tens of billions of ISK worth of losses from engagements with The Potato Alliance, likely bringing total damage done to REKTD above the 200 billion mark.

Together we can crush all null-sec renter RMT scum!

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So are they stopping renting, what are your surrender terms, Shirley if you want to crush renters its a forever war. If they buy you off you are one of them, good story all the same and well done.

First of all, my name isn’t Shirley. I think you’re leaning too hard on your drug habit these days, and we’re all starting to get worried about you. You’re even starting to forget our names now, and that’s not good, not good at all.

Second, the terms were that REKTD would wind down its operations and begin disbanding itself as a cohesive unit within a classified amount of time.

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Edit: liberated another billion ISK worth of assets from Pandemic Horde ownership in the wee hours. Two hours remain—let’s see if we can draw some last minute wild cards!

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Can’t blame her as being powerless to have any effect on ganking must be having an effect on poor Githany

So did you war dec Horde or jump in some on going war.

Sorry just can’t log into at this time to work out what you did, if you don’t mind explaining i’d be grateful

I was hired as an ally.

I’m exploring options for other wars, but the entire system is a real mess because BLACKFLAG. doesn’t allow anyone else to do wars if they aren’t in bed with them. The second I put up a war HQ it will be taken down by them, and I’m essentially a solo player, so there’s nothing I’d be able to do about it (I can possibly call on one or two friends, but that’s not even a gang). They just took down two HQs of two little groups that tried to do wars over the past day or two, it looks like.

And I get it; it’s fun to curb-stomp some little guy while talking smack about their mother in local. That sort of enjoyment is literally hard-coded into our genetics. It’s CCP that I blame for intentionally designing a system so utterly inequitable. I’d be very surprised if they voluntarily made the system to work this way without some backroom dealings with certain elements of the player base. It’s like creating a version of Monopoly in which every turn, all players must give $20 to the thimble, and anyone who complains about it gets sent to jail. But things are what they are, so either I’ll find a way to adapt, or will be forced to go back to mining in a career agent system. Them’s the breaks.

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Which is how CCP got rid of small merc orgs, size matters.

It seems all very true other than

Now i only say this because i have seen mercy given to black flag targets in the past but obviously i don’t know the terms of that mercy. I two have been looking into ways to manage war decs without losing your war hq within hours.

I did find out some interesting info a short time ago but the very fact i had the info mean it had leaked out so would be changed but it did show intent from this group for a plan of control of high sec and elimination of any organised combat groups. The parabellum war had hints of this plan.

I cant see why BF would eliminate any group of small war dec players off their own backs because of a threat they possed, your going to have to be far bigger to threaten BF position.

One way i thought if what you say is true is repeated drops of structures and War decs by small groups all over new eden hitting bf targets at the same time. Why they can muster large numbers when needed can they keep it running at that lvl but that would take coordinated prolonged attacks and cost isk.

Got that idea from the destruction of the knight Templars when a coordinated attack all over Europe happened on Friday the 13th, an almost unbeatable Force in the field was taken apart piece by Piece.

Anyway if you want to read that leaked information i got hold of I’ll mail it to you let me know if you do.

When it comes to other groups with WarHQ’s.

We really do not care if you are in Amarr, Gallente, or Minnie space shooting at war targets. Just don’t do it in Calderi space. We even ask people to not do that before we go. Well I do anyway, because I like the idea of small Wardeccers. Even if I decided to do it in Amarr I most likely need to take into consideration SRS and MSF.

3 things will make us travel to a WarHQ:

  1. The biggest one you are shooting at war targets in caldari space or in and around JITA.
  2. Definitely, the people or corp you decced pay us monthly for protection.
  3. Less likely since we hate traveling. Contract, we have given up 50bill contracts and given it to other guys because we do not like traveling.

There is a number 4 but that is only reserved for people like Doc Per where just be having a war is enough to invite us. And the more recent case a few of us went after PARABELLUM. And a few others were asking just did not seem to help.

There will always be edge cases where somebody has an extreme dislike for somebody else and just want their stuff to burn.

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Hehe what’s the story with you and Doc Per, I’ve seen it running for years, just wondered that’s all

Long story…

Suffice to say, we believed him to many times to trust he will keep his word.

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But between all the listed reasons, you cover pretty much every single contingency for “we’re going to blow up anyone we feel like,” lol. So I’m sure you’ll graciously forgive me for rolling my eyes at this.

Like I said, I get it. Pretending to play by a set of self-imposed rules (a “code,” if you will) that don’t actually exist is massively entertaining. It’s a hilarious salt-farming angle for sure, pretty much on the same level as the ruse of taking protection money from someone and then having an affiliate attack them while telling the protectee “sorry, they’re blue,” which has been going on since the mercenary industry became a thing in this game.

Anyway, my issue is not with you; you and other line members are just incidental benefit collectors from this rotten system. The stimulus checks keep coming, and I can’t blame you for cashing them in. But there’s an infantry brigade’s worth of dirty laundry to air out regarding CCP’s nepotism in all of this.

Personally, if I were calling the shots in the dev house, I would just straight-up delete the TTT, and give every big wig involved at the top a year’s ban from the game. And fire a couple of the GMs. But that’s just me.

Anyway, enough lamentation about all this corruption. This is a happy thread. I have a new war to plan, and funny news articles to write.

Actually, I’ll put it up to a community vote: which null-sec faction do you want me to go after next? Try to keep choices limited to the southern areas of the map, though. I was thinking Goons, but maybe there’s a better option?

Yes, Yes !

Oh wait

No, No !

I don’t know, that’s why I’m asking.

Can someone provide a synopsis of what’s happening in null-sec? Like who’s fighting whom, who’s winning, etc.?