A new highsec expansion hits, and with that we’ll get an influx of newbros newbroing into our game.
That means, i will be out there looking for new player corporations that DO A SHITTY JOB. You’ll recognise me as a cute girly, or as mistress, as a submissive one, or none of them. I could be a shy, below average personality. You can’t know. You can’t predict it. I’ve been doing that long enough.
Sometimes I will tell you that I’ve played the game many years ago and stopped, sometimes I’ve never played this game before and sometimes you will perceive me as completely passive, void of any enthusiasm or interest whatsoever. Sometimes I’m an hyperactive early 20s, and sometimes i’m in my late 40s.
No API Key and no security checks can stop me.
If YOU run a new player friendly corporation and you keep our new players happy, then you have nothing to worry about. When you actively play with them and keep them happy, then I will congratulate you and look for the next one. YOU have nothing to worry about, as we’re on the same side!
IF YOU DON’T, I’LL KICK YOUR ASS!
THEN your character’s name and the corporation will be spread on reddit and the forums. People will take the new players away from you. They will blow up your citadels, refineries or whatever else you have out there. You WILL suffer and you WILL deserve it.
Be good to our new players. Don’t abuse them for your wallet. Don’t tell them to stay docked during war. Don’t tell them that low sec is a death-trap. Teach them self responsibility and how not to get ganked. Or teach them to gank!
Teach them how to kill people! Teach them how to be good miners, or mission runners! I don’t give a damn about what you do with them, but if i catch you teaching them ■■■■, making them hate other players, or being afraid of what the game offers, then I WILL WRECK YOUR ■■■■!
Be fair and helpful… or else!
This was a friendly warning.
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Any Good Guy Awoxers out there?