I came back to Eve SOLELY because of the Doctor Who crossover!

[SalvageMyWreck]

:cough: shill

[Primarylogi]

Another one of those posts made by CCP PR dept on a fake account.

Then again, they say they enjoy a terrible woke British tv show that’s ratings perfectly match EVE’s declining player count (minus the shill accounts you guys run on the thin client, seriously you really need to not log them all in within 1.3 seconds … a little too obvious).

Anyway enjoyable 5 seconds of laughing at how cringe CCP PR is getting, more entertaining that any event planned around this terrible crossover ever will be.

[Primarylogi]

Can I suggest you learn to read before dribbling and banging your head on the keyboard?

Or not, you are a very entertaining PR shill.

There are no aliens in the EVE universe. There are genetically engineered humans, automated AI that was created by humans and genetically experimented on humans.

Human DNA, AI created by Humans.

Not Alien.

Deal with it

[Gix_Firebrand]

@Synthetic_Cultist

You’re missing the point where they were of human origin.

The Rogue drones were a product of humans, gone feral. Not alien origin.
The Jovians were also human, whether they still were by the end, or whether they counted as a different species, doesn’t alter that they were human. Not alien origin.
Drifters, again, a creation of humans, from long ago, also gone feral. Not alien origin.

are you a 1960’s go-go dancer ? Cos you’re doing a lot of twisting, lol

Noticed you dodged the most important question

Its ok. I understand why. You already admitted they became aliens. Imagine your feelings being hurt by a british dude traveling around in a box

Honestly, I’m proud of CCP. 10/10.

@SalvageMyWreck

:cough: shill

I mean I wish. Cause wouldn’t that mean they are covering the cost of my account and paying me off with that PLEX on the low?

@Primarylogi

Another one of those posts made by CCP PR dept on a fake account.

Then again, they say they enjoy a terrible woke British tv show that’s ratings perfectly match EVE’s declining player count (minus the shill accounts you guys run on the thin client, seriously you really need to not log them all in within 1.3 seconds … a little too obvious).

Anyway enjoyable 5 seconds of laughing at how cringe CCP PR is getting, more entertaining that any event planned around this terrible crossover ever will be.

No actually it is Master’s class in how to troll and I am living for it

@Primarylogi

Can I suggest you learn to read before dribbling and banging your head on the keyboard?

Or not, you are a very entertaining PR shill.

There are no aliens in the EVE universe. There are genetically engineered humans, automated AI that was created by humans and genetically experimented on humans.

Human DNA, AI created by Humans.

Not Alien.

Deal with it

How much engineering needs to be done before they classify as alien

[Synthetic_Cultist]

@Gix_Firebrand

Noticed you dodged the most important question

The one about “how altered do you have to be to not be human” ?
That one’s pretty far beyond the scope of this forum.
I’m sure all the philosophers and medical ethicists and geneticists will come up with an answer soon though. They’ve been arguing about it for at least 50 years at this point, I think.

@Gix_Firebrand

You already admitted they became aliens

Eh, nah, I didn’t.

@Gix_Firebrand

Imagine your feelings being hurt

Wait, you’re not a dancer doing the twist at all ! You work in optics… a photographer, or wait, I know, a cinema projectionist ! Probably a multiplex, cos you sure are doing a lot of projection, lol.

@Gix_Firebrand

How much engineering needs to be done before they classify as alien

3
Three engineering has to be done before that happens.

[Leggone_Stracks]

Took a little bit of clicking, but I found the “Ignore” function. Better than mosquito netting.

[Xuxe_Xu]

@Marmaduke_Hatplate

As soon as I saw that New Eden was getting invaded by DALEKS, and that absolutely glorious picture of the starscape with the Doctor and companion and eve ships zipping around, I knew I simply HAD to come back to the game after a break of quite a few years.

Well isn’t that nice. You are exactly the sort of player ccp wants in EvE!
Is it safe to assume you have already purchased some ship skins? You might like the Zakura line of skins. Very bright colours.

@Marmaduke_Hatplate

Well I used to play it to have fun with my friend and chat about life and chill while we mined asteroids in hisec, but tosspots like the New Order suicide ganked us so many times we moved to a game with less of a ‘git gud, scrub’ attitude.

Oh my. Well let’s hope things are different for you now. I wish you much Safety!

@Marmaduke_Hatplate

And so now I’m here for the delicious salty tears…

…You…like tears?

@Marmaduke_Hatplate

…of bittervets posting about how galling it is for the very same devs who coined ‘HTFU’ to invite DALEKS and arguably the most carebeary carebear of all Time into their ‘cold, harsh, galaxy’

Ah. Well they’re mostly not the same devs…which some see as contributing greatly to an overall problem with EvE.

Do have fun.

[Gix_Firebrand]

@Synthetic_Cultist

The one about “how altered do you have to be to not be human” ?
That one’s pretty far beyond the scope of this forum.
I’m sure all the philosophers and medical ethicists and geneticists will come up with an answer soon though. They’ve been arguing about it for at least 50 years at this point, I think.

In other words you know it shreds your narrative so you deflect. Got it

@Synthetic_Cultist

3
Three engineering has to be done before that happens.

Oh? So you admit you lied it about being beyond the scope of this forum. Huh.

[Flamespar]

But will you stay once it’s over?

[Ramona_McCandless]

@Marmaduke_Hatplate

carebear player

You know its a combat event, right?

Like they always are?

[Marmaduke_Hatplate]

@Leggone_Stracks

So it’s seeing the weeds from your yard in your neighbors otherwise well gardened yard that is fun?

Dr Who in Eve is like a plastic pink flamingo in a Japanese garden.

It’s more like getting invited to a garden party by your neighbour who then beats the ■■■■ out of you while everyone in the garden kind of shrugs and laughs until you leave, and then a few years later seeing that your neighbour is insanely irked by a tiny little weed that nobody normal would even notice, and sitting down in your own garden to enjoy the sight of them hopping up and down tearing at their beard like Captain Haddock in a raging mantrum

[Marmaduke_Hatplate]

@Primarylogi

Another one of those posts made by CCP PR dept on a fake account.

lol CCP certainly play a long con game with their fake accounts, don’t they?

EVE Search - Eve on mac: possible?

[Marmaduke_Hatplate]

@Ramona_McCandless

@Marmaduke_Hatplate

carebear player

You know its a combat event, right?

Like they always are?

I dont need to even log in to win, lol.

I’m winning right here in the forum XD

[Gix_Firebrand]

@Marmaduke_Hatplate

I dont need to even log in to win, lol.

I’m winning right here in the forum XD

I applaud you sir.

[Ramona_McCandless]

Then you havent come back to the game.

[Ramona_McCandless]

You shouldnt applaud idiots who forget what they write.

[MajorBean]

@Marmaduke_Hatplate

The allure is simply irresistable.

#CONSOOM PRODUCT WITHIN PRODUCT#

[Aiko_Danuja]

@Ange_des_Larmes

this event literally ruins all of it.

Nobody cares.

[Synthetic_Cultist]

clearly you didn’t understand the humour in the post.

[Chan_aar]

@Aiko_Danuja

Nobody cares.

I think the on going threadnaught and sudden spike in ISD activity demonstrates that actually a LOT of people care.