With a flash and sputter all holofeeds in the Intaki system are interrupted – A caped figure - garments billowing in the wind, takes form with some effort through interference and static…
“Broadcasting on ALL public Intaki channels – to all citizens, capsuleers, and non capsuleer entities.”
Greetings, I am known as the Booty Emperor, sometimes The Shark, also the Red Rook, the Commodore, and The Foul Wind, Maximillian Bonaparte, but you may simply call me Max.
I must announce a dire warning. The economic balance of the Intaki system is under great threat!
First, let me be clear, I am sympathetic to Caldari based organizations such as Ishukone, or even whatever attack dogs they sponsor! In fact, my grandfather, leader of the scorpion lobster fisherman’s union on Intaki, was exiled during the Gallente-Caldari war for simply being outspoken about how the war was not benefiting the Intaki people. The more vocal members of the Bonaparte bloodline were eventually all exiled into space.
For years the interplanetary economy in Intaki was under the iron fist of the ‘alleged’ slavers known as Shadow Cartel. We freed up this interplanetary trade by having the courage to take control of most of the planetary import/export infrstructure in this beloved system, where most would not dare, and for months there was harmony.
Shadow Cartel eventually returned and took it all again, but our love for the free Intaki market inspired us to retake the customs offices, and we did so while under attack or being harassed by many, such as the mostly imcompetant, but numerous and aggressive pirates who base out of the Ostingele system.
For the past two months those interloping pirates known as Panic Attack and Hull Penetration, through shear numbers and no finesse, have slowly disrupted the economic prosperity of Intaki.
In short - you have attacked the WRONG pirates! And we now control NO customs offices in the Intaki system.
In the ideal situation, this should be in the control of those with Intaki inheritance, namely myself and my loyal band of renegade warriors, with allowances and benefits to those who wish to maintain economic prosperity. After all we help the local economy grow due to our assets in Intaki and the proximity of our staging system of Agoze.
Second best outcome would be to assist with the removal of the interloping pirates, the foul ones, with OR without your help, and sort out this mess in some either way. So I call for a parlay to Ishukone Raata, as there is a lot more going on here than you think, with many layers of complexity that I do not have time to go into now.
Come sit with me over some rum and my family’s Intaki Lobster Bisque recipe and we’ll talk this over. A private message is en-route.
But we are relentless and resolved to bring at least 60% of Intaki interplanetary commerce back under our prosperous control. After all, we are the LEAST disliked capsuleer pirate entity in the region! Just ask anyone in Intaki local at ANY time!
Commodore Maximillian Bonaparte