[PIE] Recent Attacks

Flugg only for Triglavians!

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As will I

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I declare this the new ship.

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Sa-Baron Chakaid, or @Alar_Chakaid as the humans like to do on Galnet.

Perhaps this footage that was provided to us might assist you in determining the fate of your Queen:

the video starts in a burst of static. A system and planet name are censored out of the recording. The camera is mounted alongside a rifle scope. Both items are mounted to a large rifle, while an audible electric humm can be heard. The camera zooms way in, as the rifle’s scope is used to search the area. Several humanoid figures appear, most in military uniforms but one in Khanid style formal attire. They are somewhat indistinct (a zoom dispaly is censored but it looks to be kilometers away). The camera tracks the group as the rifle follows them. It appears the military uniformed ones are escorting the one in formal attire. The group stops for a moment, and the cameras loses focus as it shakes from the recoil. After regaining focus, all that is seen is an impact on the formal one. The camera then cuts out

Vlad turns the video feed back off

Whoever that was got their head blown off. Good professional job by the footage.

Vlad posts the stills of the Khanid in the formal attire

Can anyone identify that person?

Sansha Kuvakei.

That is, it’s real cute that you’ve made up that footage, to try and take responsibility for these attacks. But no one believes it was you.

The so-obviously Minmatar nature of the most recent round of terrorist attacks leads me again to appeal to my fellow Amarr Loyalists for a response.

I propose the creation of a STRATEGIC COLLECTIVE PUNISHMENT RESERVE; that is, a colony of slaves, each wearing a remotely operable lethal injection device, each with his or her demographic information (bloodline, holder household, age, planet, and so on) linked to a central computer, such that the operator of the central computer in response to an act of Minmatar terrorism can dial in a precisely tailored collective punishment response that activates the lethal injection device on some randomly chosen slaves who match the entered criteria. With this system, for example, next time Samira Kenher commits an act of terrorism, we could use the STRATEGIC COLLECTIVE PUNISHMENT RESERVE to execute some number of Sebiestor, Ardishapur, female, young to middle aged slaves with brown hair, the number of executions being the number of terror victims multiplied by some predetermined amount, such as 100 or 1000.

Although I would not operate such a system solo and without approval of other Amarr Loyalists, I gladly offer my services in establishing such a system, as long as the approval of my partner Serena Shi is also obtained.

To those who reflexively recoil in horror from the creation of a STRATEGIC COLLECTIVE PUNISHMENT RESERVE, I ask: do you have any better ideas?

Don’t you have spooky Achuran blood witchery to investigate or something?

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Well, I wouldn’t go that far… that chaos benefits quite a few people.

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Mr. Nauplius, please remember (1) that you’re apparently under a curse that inflates your sense of how good these ideas are and (2) how well such ideas have historically been taken by your own people.

Maybe take your lead from your fellow Amarr? I realize I can’t act like I have nothing at all to do with this, but, your head’s not really trustworthy on this stuff, even by you.

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Except he’s Khanid.

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I more meant the faith and/or political identity than ethnicity, Arrendis.

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Vlad, did you really just try to say “ohoo, I headshotted your Queen Admiral, ohoooo~~” with a bad holo that could have come from anywhere? Really? Now?

Don’t go into detail. Don’t. None of them will be interesting. Just cease.

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Looks like I have to eat your eyes.

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I like how so many are all aghast at the clown’s idea, while ignoring that it’s basically just a more automated and efficient way of doing what the Empire has basically done for ages already. Collective punishments, holding our people hostage in some blatant outright, or sometimes slightly more subtle way to try and avoid having to pay the price for their actions and choices.

Must be unpleasant to see that the only thing separating you and the clown is a false veneer of civility.

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I think they’ve already forgotten that one of Empress Jamyl’s closest retainers once executed a thousand slaves because one did not genuflect correctly.

I’d like to engage in a little thought experiment -

Say there was such a thing as a STRATEGIC COLLECTIVE PUNISHMENT RESERVE. @Mizhara_Del_thul , given your “better dead than a slave” mindset, would you promptly set about committing some more terrorism knowing what would happen?

It would hardly be the motivation for it, but nor would it make me hesitate for even a split second. I don’t negotiate with hostage takers, and that’s basically what your side has been since the Day of Darkness.

This doesn’t mean indiscriminate death is by any means necessary nor desirable, but nor would it have even the slightest function as a deterrent. Quite the contrary, as the Khanid Shitpail demonstrates quite nicely with his frothing - if somewhat amateurish - attempts at rousing bloodlust and zealotry, it will only demonstrate the kind of barbarism the Empire is rife with and play into our hands.

Atrocities can only have one response.

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Back unto the topic at hand, it seems that members of the Deathglow drug cartel are either the perpetrators or major accomplices in the spate of narcotic gas attacks. Their affiliation with the Blood Raider Covenant and participation with this year’s blasphemous “harvest” marks them clearly as enemies to all the peoples of New Eden. Now to prove the link between them and the attacks.

Comparative analysis needs to be run on the chemical compounds the Deathglow harvest and use with samples of the gases used in Rens, Amarr and Kahah. Confirmation they are the same will establish the vital link between these crimes and the Blood Raiders. After that, rooting out the individuals that facilitated the attacks will be made simpler.

Good hunting, everyone. Let us all at least agree that these vile heretics must be slaughtered to the last.

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So when do we start linking Chakaid to them? Still on topic right?

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If you’re after some quality samples, I have several available.

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