Oh, I have a fun bounty story for you people! It’s of course a “made-up anecdote” like everything else I’ve ever said on these forums, with a lot of “bias” and “twisted facts,” but it’s still very funny.
Many years ago, during one of my little high-sec wars, I was sitting in a high-sec mining corporation with my spy. Pretty average targets, but a few of them were your stereotypical ■■■■-talkers. One guy was particularly bad, constantly harassing me in local when I was trying to kill him, calling me his “baby girl” and telling me how he’d treat me like “daddy” and such. Even in corp chat and on TS he was being super-creepy, talking about how he’d “bomb my pussy” until I “couldn’t walk anymore,” calling me a “poor whore” because he was “making so much more ISK mining” than I was chasing them, etc. But he never actually tried to attack me when I showed up in some dinky little meme ship like a Battle-Badger, even when his other corporation members did. He always waited for me to go offline on Destiny before he hit the belts with his two exhumers (and of course cried a lot when he couldn’t).
This guy wasn’t exactly a new player. He played for close to two years at that point, though it seems he’s never done anything aside from mining in high-sec. That didn’t stop him from talking to the rookies about the game like he was an expert, though, giving them lots of bad carebear advice about how to make the most money (“split up your mining lasers on multiple rocks so you miss less cycles”) and giving them valuable PvP advice (“you want artillery on the Rifter because it has a higher DPS multiplier”) and other stuff like that.
So I got the very bright and original idea of putting a bounty on him. When that first hundred million hit, and I informed everyone in local of the price on his head for “griefing” me, he went absolutely ballistic. In local he was saying how I shouldn’t have done that because I spent my only ISK on it and wouldn’t even be able to afford a frigate now, but on comms he was ranting and raving about how he “wouldn’t be able to mine anymore” because he had a price on his head. On my spy alt I was fueling the fire by trying to console him, saying how “it’s not a lot of money, maybe just a few mining barges’ worth” and such. And every time he started coming down a little bit, I would add more money to the bounty pool to get him revved up again, until it was something like 400-500 million ISK. Every time I did, he’d start ranting and whining even harder, and this went on for hours. By the end he was saying some pretty crazy stuff, talking about how he was going to speak to his lawyer friend about it, find out where I live, etc. etc. Lots of extreme cursing and cussing too, though thankfully nothing racist like I’ve heard some other miners say over the years. Finally, by the end of the evening, he just said “you know what ■■■■ THIS ■■■■” and logged off.
I don’t think he ever logged in again after that. I checked some time after, and he was in the NPC corporation the entire time after his mining corporation disbanded.
It was very fun to make him permanently quit the game using the bounty system. I enjoyed it a lot!