Praise Aiko Danuja, Hound of Halaima, Mistress Mercenary

[Zaera_Keena]

@Destiny_Corrupted

Aiko, Aiko, she’s so pretty

Indeed she is

[Zaera_Keena]

@Ax_l_Thorne

Ewww. Miners are so disgusting.

Vermin

@Pozdro_Tubylcy

If a mentally ill pirate princess amber

Self project much little miner?

[Iceacid_Frostpacker]

@Adm_Malkaviano

Classic move bro, asking for the impossible.

Today, it has been a marvelous day with a great win in New Eden rp for Frostpacker.

Moments ago Frostpacker was sold a permit and not just a retro pc permit mind you but one that would fix everything for Frostpacker in New Eden.

@"Uriel the Flame

[Aiko_Danuja] can confirm it will fix that and every other problem you might have… all of it.

@Aiko Danuja

confirmed

So asking the impossible does sometimes prevail.

Confetti rains down upon us all!

[Aiko_Danuja]

Now you just need to send me a billion isk and shut your mouth.

[ResonanceOfWar]

[Destiny_Corrupted]

me want monie also

[ResonanceOfWar]

Aren’t you super rich already lol

[Destiny_Corrupted]

I’m only southern aristocrat-rich. I own lots of land and people, but my cash flow is nonexistent.

[MB_ThePhotographer]

I didn’t know you owned slaves like I do!

[Aiko_Danuja]

Thank you Resonance. If only people like Iceacid Frostpacker would try a little harder to support me, instead of yapping in the forums.

[Zaera_Keena]

@ResonanceOfWar

Aren’t you super rich already lo

How do you think she got super rich?

[ResonanceOfWar]

Oof and you are being so nice about it now I feel bad, that was on sisi its not real…

[Aiko_Danuja]

but

[Destiny_Corrupted]

Scamming the princess is punishable by death twice.

[ResonanceOfWar]

I have already died thousands of deaths in rl 2 more is not going to change anything. And besides she was being mean to frost packer, I like frost packer.

That was a lil mean thou I do apologize Aiko

Wait does this mean I am the one and only one to ever scam the princess? Should be some tyme of in-game achievement “doing the impossible”

[Destiny_Corrupted]

You can apologize to her by sending me a billion ISK.

[ResonanceOfWar]

Why do I feel like I’m going to be hunted by 20 angry catalysts for the rest of my eve carrier, sounds exciting

[N_reylla]

Every tyrant in history has claimed they were doing it “for the greater good”.

[Destiny_Corrupted]

@ResonanceOfWar

Why do I feel like I’m going to be hunted by 20 angry catalysts for the rest of my eve carrier, sounds exciting

I’ve noticed a remittance of 500 million ISK, and I thank you for the expedience with which you are fulfilling your indulgence. I think you’ve earned the right to be put on a payment plan for the remaining 500 million ISK according to your convenience. The normal interest rate of 525 APR won’t begin to be applied until the beginning of 2023.

@N_reylla

Every tyrant in history has claimed they were doing it “for the greater good”.

I can’t be a tyrant because I desire no control or profit from this. After the liberation is complete, the affected individuals are free to go their own way, enlightened by the experience of being released from the shackles they never truly understood they bore. Those people won’t in turn serve me. I wouldn’t accept that even if they offered to.

[ResonanceOfWar]

lol how about no, if you want more come and claim it. I’m not paying to stay safe I’m paying to wet your appetite for destruction.