RadStar Entertainment is Proud to Announce Its New Holo-Game!

Good! That way better suits my modus operandi than endless court sessions. Where did you say I can find you?

Playing Super ā– ā– ā– ā– posting Siblings Online!

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Strike Commander, I’d suggest thinking quite long and hard about your next course of actions… threatening a civilian studio with violence? Hardly conduct becoming of a Caldari Officer.

I might understand it if say, they were affiliated with the Gallente militia or something of the sort, but really dear… wasting valuable time and resources trying to intimidate a game studio… how would that look to your superiors?

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Intimidate? I am not planning to intimidate it. I am planning to destroy it.
One who commits a hostile action is hostile, and if they’re hostile then the violence is the answer.

Of course, I did offer them a legal way of solving the issue, but if they’re not interested, then why should I press into this issue any further? When a civilian commits a hostile action against a military personnel of other side they’re considered guerillas, partizans. They clearly took the side and joined the conflict. So, no. It’s not a civilian anymore. It’s a hostile agent.

Dealing with a hostile agent in State territory can be done with law and order. Dealing with a hostile agent in hostile territory can be done with VIOLENCE.

That’s the thing I fear you don’t really understand. A social sleight does not constitute military hostile action.

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This will be the tagline for our next game.

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You know, I was dubious about this whole thing, but… nah, that’s legit. :thumbsupparrot:

Also legit.

Did you remember to give him a secret special spoon-wielding eye gouge when fighting Nauplius?

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Of course! We do our research at this company!

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And what’s this Federal Region?

If my middle name is any indication, I’m pretty sure I will not be in this game. And that’s fine. I’d probably be a pretty boring and weak character with ā€œRunā€ as her signature move, or maybe ā€œThe Teaā€.

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ā€œThe Teaā€ is OP, perhaps it can be used as a special animation some sort of ā€œFatal Moveā€, but ingame? May be quite hard to balance.

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This isn’t a bug. Fix it or I’ll be forced to shitpost harder.

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Insta-death of one of participants, 50/50 chance.

Playing as Lunarisse sure gives me so many medals for achievement unlocks.

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Don’t let anyone intimidate you, Ms. Zhang. If your distribution network is ever threatened, Stribog Clade will happily provide you with mirror servers throughout Pochven.

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Hmm. It might be worth returning to being a Galnet regular just to be included in a future release. . . .

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I can point you in the direction of a reliable source on the finer matters between two of your Caldari fighters, if you like?

I think all the changes are fine adjustments included the planned Sweet&Sour DLC coming soon. I would also like to add to the request made by @Sahara_Jackal to add a certain fallen flower to the roster. @Clementine_Lafleur would make a fine addition with all her different skins!

  • ClassicClem
  • CrimClem
  • CloneClem (actually some else but they look similar)
  • KyberClem

As always, keep up the good work!

#JulianFlavoursisbalancedanddoesn’tneedanerf
#Natural
#JFT
#FlavoursEauDeParfum

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I am both offended yet relieved not to have made the cut.

That said, if I at some point find my likeness used without permission, I WILL find a way to burn down your house when you least expect it.

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Hey! So I’ve been thinking about this: The lawyering game isn’t really my thing, and maybe I don’t need kredits to be appeased.

I want an exclusive reskin and free DLC releases for life, though! In return, I’ll help you all pin down those voice lines and critique the existing aesthetics (those definitely are NOT the style of shades I wear in the default skin).

Deal? Deal. Just give me a moment to find where I stashed my bunny suit…

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Same. But then again I might be too OP if I was added to the game.

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