Redesigning Audio in Hangars

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Minmatar: Please remember that loading over-sized or improper ammunition into your guns can have disastrous results.
Caldari: Pilots are reminded to ensure all warheads are installed with the proximity detonator in the correct orientation.
Gallente: Remember pilots, drone lives matter.
Amarr: Pilots, remember to check all crystals and replace those which are cracked or burned.

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any station

I lost my Multipass

Minmatar

Read the manual, she says. What manual?
The sound of power tools in use

Gallente

Hydralics and the soft hum of servos (drones in the distance)
'Techno beat for a few cycles as if a door opened then closed on a party in the distance

Amarr

Yeah gotta go with the vaguely gregorian chants in the distance
"I can play dominos better than you can . . . no waa-ay. Aaaaa men’

Caldari

Attention Caldari shoppers. today blue light special is
Stock market sounds, clatter and people yelling numbers at each other

Man I love atmospheric sounds.

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For any faction:
“The white zone is for immediate docking and undocking of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.”

“Would John Rourke please report to the docking manager. Your Tempest’s port lights have been left on.”

Amarr:
“If you see something, say something! Report any suspicious or unattended slaves to your nearest security officer!”

Caldari:
“Loitering on the promenade is not allowed without purchase of a loitering permit. Please be prepared to show your permit and proper identification should an officer ask you to provide it.”

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oh ■■■■ didn’t see someone had already gotten an Airplane reference in there!

Please put this one in there CCP, it would be such a great easter egg!

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Although CQ was long abandoned, is there are logical reason why it could not be implemented through a 3rd party app – soemething that could take code from the servers, to identify the decorative & clothing items owned, for display, and would allow market access, but would be unable functionally to affect server-side data. ?

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Gallente:

“The adult entertainment facilities have now opened.”

“The adult entertainment facilities have now closed.”

Or something like that, as long as it’s adult entertainment facilities.

I don’t know a better name! You can’t call it whorehouse, can you? :smiley:

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That’s Captain John Rourke!

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I’m taken by the notation that FedIntel has a firm grip on all the comms in Galent stations. So a seemingly innocuous announcement like:

“Will the Reverend Peter Green and his party of four please report to the upper mezzanine” would actually inform the station security that their shipment of small arms has arrived and they can go and quietly deal with the widely unreported uprising down in the habitat ring. Also religious leaders are not THAT uncommon in the federation. Swap the Christian priest for a Jin Mai Monk if you dare.

Here is one for the fresh faced scientists amongst us:
“Please be informed that the gravitational constant has been fixed”
Maybe that should be a Matar because it is iron-y.

Lastly:
“Visitors are reminded that personal drones are excluded from all hanger areas.”
Wouldn’t want voyeurism of the gloopy goings-on of New Eden’s primary economic engine now would we.

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EVE advertises itself as a MMORG. Let me uncompact that for you. Massively Multiplayer online ROLEPLAYING Game.

I require you to desist from tortuously interfering with CCPs core contract.

May I direct your complaints to the voluntary punch bags labelled Council of Stellar Management. This is not the place for them.

Hope that helps.

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Minmatar: “The reprocessing station would like to remind all capsuleers to clearly mark your salvaged metal scraps with the ‘Ship Part’ label.”

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Attention citizens, due to unforseen circumstances, the planned construction on a new lowsec gate to stain has been delayed. Any capsuleers who were enlisted to provide security detail can disregard their issued orders and stand down.

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I don’t like it TBH

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Minmatar - “All captains be advised, armor repair modules are no longer acceptable for use in docking bays due to rust contamination”

Minmatar - “Will the captain of the Tempest class battleship Clear Skies please report to control. Your vessel is ready.”

Amarr - Coercer vessel Heathen’s Bane cleared for departure. Blessings upon you.

Amarr - Attention! The time has come for daily devotional. Please review passages from your Pax Amarria.

Caldari - Citizens! Kaalakiota Corporation has just claimed the top earnings position for the month. The State is proud of your efforts!

Caldari - Reminder: All Drake class battlecruisers must be kept in combat shape. Drakes found to be deteriorating due to abandonment are subject to confiscation.

Caldari - Reminder: Nyx supercarriers are forbidden to approach this station.

Gallente - Would the owner of the Sin class battleship Hammer please come to lost and found. Your exotic dancers are getting restless.

Gallente - All pilots are to clear with screening before departure. Remember, don’t fly if you’re high.

Also @CCP_Dopamine I happen to be a voice actor, so if you need some help getting these recorded… Just saying. :sunglasses:

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The multipass one is excellent, thank you!
a treat to all of you! https://youtu.be/nRc0yaMW7Mw

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“All capsuleers please be advised, It’s cold outside, there is no kind of atmosphere”

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Lol good one!

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“Station management would like to remind you: Please do not litter your hangar with corpses. Thank you.”

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I know there are different audio teams etc but allowing an option to turn down / off the Audio in hangers would be very welcome. While you are doing that, can you add some way to turn off the D-scan bong sound? ><

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Gallente: “Attention capsuleers. We are currently having a Green Light Special in Promenade C. Up to 50% off all merchandise!”

In reply to one of the ones above…

Caldari: “Quafe!! Er, something else in a bottle.”

Amarr: “Today’s execution of heretics has been postponed for technical reasons. Regular executions will resume tomorrow at the normal time. There is no truth to the rumors. There are no rumors.”

Minmatar: “Warning. CO2 scrubbers are off-line in sector 21, deck 95. All personnel should wear supplemental oxygen.”

Caldari: “All shareholders. Remember to register your board proxies no later than 2450 today. Voting. It is your right. It is your duty.”

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I too am gay !