[SUGOI] Doki Doki Kestrel Club 「FORMATION」

Oh sure, give a bunch of girls guns and heavy ordinance and all the boys start speaking up looking for attention. Typical.

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Awesome! Lookin’ forward t’ seeing you on patrols in the warzone!

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Ah, such enthusiasm! Very nearly warms the cockles of my old, cold heart.

In the interest of supporting such spirited young pilots in their pursuit of the ideal, IKAME has contracted 200 fit Kestrels in an appropriate staging system. Use them well, pilots.

Do note that we arranged for two fits; one meta fit, per your doctrine, and one advanced technology fit, also per your doctrine. The ammunition in each hull might not be ideal, but we also made provision for resupply, and about a quarter million additional rockets have been provided.

Good hunting!

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I wish your group luck and hope to enjoy fighting you the next time Horde roams to Low-Sec.

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KESTRELS?

BREACHERS ARE SUPERIOR!

THEY ARE EVEN AT THE RIGHT DIMENSIONS TO BE DOWNSCALED INTO DAKIMAKURAS!

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The Tormentor is the best!

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Kestrels are clearly the best tech 1 frigate.

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Make me a quality figurine of Tormentor to convince me.

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Made out of Morphite good for you? Then again, if you want the drone bay doors to open and all that jazz, it’ll have to be made out of metal.

Maybe I can build an actual scale model :thinking:

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As long as it’s not some Caille bootleg.

However, I do not believe that a quality Tormenter figure will convince me that my Breacher is not best waifu.

Nay! Nothing will convince me that my Breacher is not best waifu!

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Wait, waifu? I meant actually flying one . . .

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Mai waifu actually flies and fire rockets at things.

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Quite true, this is why the NANI school trains young ladies in the principles of Achuran culture and heritage.

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The mental image from that is disturbing. Thankfully I have some CalNav vodka to lobotomise myself with.

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You will now destroy your liver, for I will now inform you that I sleep inside mai waifu. Sometimes.

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:woman: :gun:

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Please don’t be racist.

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So, huh… Where do I sign up?

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One does not simply “sign up” to the Doki Doki Kestrel Club; one must spend many years at NANI and graduate top of their classes in the Optimierung des Gefechtswertes in modernen konventionellen und asymmetrischen Einsatzzenarios einer Fregatte der Turmfalken-Klasse: Eine taktische Studie program in order to be truly SUGOI~

Educational standards must be upheld, after all.

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Quite the interesting group. May your battles be won and your hearts remain true to your cause.

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