Incredible claims have been made to Gutter Press that Matar, the mother world for all Minmatar, is in fact hollow !
The claim was made by a man claiming to be a geologist, giving his name only as “Simeon of Mirkamurka”, that Matar is a hollow planet, with a vast liveable, and inhabited, cavern environment inside the planet, many kilometres below the surface.
Simeon went on to say that the interior caverns are divided between the northern and southern hemispheres of Matar, and that they are inhabited by the 8th and 9th Tribes of Minmatar, as well as representatives of the Elders themselves !
Simeon then claimed that access to the inner world is achieved through vast portals located at the poles of Matar, beneath the ice caps, and that only those with the knowledge of the secret words may pass through them, which is why the Amarr never fully conquered Matar despite a thousand years of occupation. He alleged that the Krusual Tribe also know about these portals, but kept the knowledge to themselves for their own nefarious purposes.
Simeon declined to answer questions about the 8th and 9th Tribes, even basic ones such as their names, and how he came into possession of this knowledge in the first place.
Gutter Press asked numerous members of the public for their opinion on the matter:
“I work on a farm, so I know what a load of old bollocks looks like”, said a Sebiestor livestock rancher.
“9 tribes means three triangles of three, which is a more pleasing geometric arrangement than a 7. I mean, what can you do with a 7 ?”, asked a Sebiestor interior decorator.
“Huh. Well, if true, do you think they have dance as an art form there ?”, mused a Sebiestor exotic dancer.
“Damn Krusual. Always up to no good, if you ask me. Which you did.”, said a retired Sebiestor motorcycle hooligan.
“Hey grandad, you think they have cool motorcycles there ?”, questioned a young Sebiestor motorcycle hooligan.
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