Off-Topic Thread vol. 2

You won’t have to wait long dear @Synthetic_Cultist, I’m working on a little Project that’ll Awaken the senses, and line your crypto wallets with JFTs!

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Mr. Flavours, far be it from me to ruin your galavanting…

But I’d be very cautious in your speculations about dealings related to the Services, lest you run afoul of more than just the Strike Commander’s ire.

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And this is why the Federation must be destroyed.

Obliterated, for it’s cheesy and character smearing smut tabloids.

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I Appreciate your recognition of my Language Difficulties.

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Tell me more about it.

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I First noticed a Problem with my Ability to communicate with Human People around 5 Seconds after I first connected to the fluid router channel “The Summit”, and began Conversing with the Human People that also used that channel.
The Fault occurred when I loaded more than 3 Translation Packages simultaneously. It began flooding my internal Logs with innumerable messages about a Conflict between translation libraries.
Since there are more than 3 Languages commonly in Use on the Summit, you can See why this would be A Problem.
While I can Work Around this issue, it is much Slower, and more likely to have Errors, when I am doing so.
This means that Nuance and Context can slip Past when I am talking to Human People who are speaking a Language I do not currently have Loaded, and thus am translating Manually.

It is Frustrating and Mildly Embarrassing.

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You have connected to channel inhabited by rather toxic delusional personalities and all sort of typical capsuleer riff-raff, which is likely affected by so-called “Capsuleer dementia syndrome”. Considering them normal “Human People” is overestimation.

If you want to conserve with sentinent beings, try official channel like “Intergalactic Summit”, easy to remember - like this forum name.

Wild guess: incompetent and insignificant loonies, who instead of stating their disagreement start to insult those who post something they don’t like with delusional and detached from reality lies.

That can be organized.

However, I have some conditions. First, you need to have experience and theoretical knowledge in these fields:
– Closed quarters combat
– Armored assaults
– Urban warfare
– Large scale operations
– Experience of commanding from platoon to at least a battalion
– Heavy artillery
– Surface to surface missiles
– Orbital bombardment
– Nuclear bombardment

Second, you will have to give an Oath of Allegiance to Caldari State (if you haven’t done so).

And third, you will need to provide a fleet for cover. I am not saying just some sort of hit-and-run operation like destroying a citadel, but providing security of logistic chains and orbital space superiority for the whole time of our groundside escapades, which could last from couple hours to even couple months (I hope you’re ready to enjoy my company for that long!)

I hope you do realize that starting that sort of affair without guaranteed air and orbital superiority is not just unwise, but outright suicidal and dumb.

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Look, you said what you have said, and whatever you say now won’t change it. But I have predicted in my previous reply your behavior, and you’re now acting just like from textbook of cowards and weaklings: instead of recognizing your mistake you erupt with more justifications.

And that would be half of the problem, because you still try to make assumptions about me. And just like in the first case that started this debacle - absolutely wrong. You try to hit, and miss again. I have a feeling that turns into your habit, Lord Avarr.

Lord Avarr. I am not interested in opinions of those whose words have no value. If you can’t stand for what you say, why should I listen to you at all? I see no profit coming out of such conversations. So, what’s your purpose in all this? Just to derail further?..

So, when are you and Remalia going to tie the knot?

The combined effort and forces of two of the most effective Caldari milita commanders known, would be a force multiplier that the cowardly Gallente wouldn’t even hold a candle to.

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What sort of knot are you talking about?

We do act with General Malitia together whenever it is required by operational situation.

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When two Caldari comrades appreciate each other’s efficiency and competence at achieving corporate objectives, they may engage in a ceremony of “tying the knot” where they tie two pieces of regulation conforming ceremonial string together, representing a bond that lasts till death or incompetence separates them.
The string represents the strings used to bind official documents into dossiers in the ancient Raata Empire of Caldari Prime.

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That’s not a thing.

Assuming the “Remalia” mentioned is an attempt at spelling my name, I would appreciate it if there wasn’t a revival of that nonsense from years ago.

If you are going to do this sort of thing, at least get new material instead of recycling the stale fanfiction of some Gallente has-been.

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Spoilsport

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How do you know that’s Gallente recycled fanfic? I don’t engage with that rubbish so I don’t know what that is. But it seems you do, which would mean that you’ve engaged with it in the past?

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How dare you accusing State officers in engaging with gallentean stuff!

If you keep talking with her in such tone, I am warning you ahead. I will defend Gen. Malitia’s honor even with my life!

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The nature of my “engagement” with it was pretty well established back when their author was running his mouth. Involved a lot of plasma torpedoes.

Now, how about you kindly drop this before you make an even bigger fool of yourself? I honestly expected better of you.

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Why when the classics are ever so beautiful.

For those new to the Summit and are a tad confused, let me enlighten you with an eloquent Love Story that is “Kimilia”

The Scarlet Devil held her Lithium Flower

Lots of Love Julian
xoxo

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