I know it’s not a suggestion but for me the audio from various hangar experiences in ED have always been my favourite. Sometimes I even playback the ambience using YouTube whilst at work - I find it relaxing. If anything, inspiration from those might help.
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Upwells: “Have you thanked your station owner today?”
Gallente: “Please keep all drones docked during departure.”
Minmatar: “A friendly reminder that poly-isogen tape is not a replacement for qualified repairs.”
Caldari: “Miner 3471, please report the mining permit office for registration”
Amarr: Sermons in native language.
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Strongly consider a mute option.
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I don’t know how to word it, but a properly lored (isthataword?) announcement for impending downtime might be well received!
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I want the Horde horn or something similar when we undock.
୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ SOUND THE HORDE HORN ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨
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PLEASE PLEASE
Amarr stations: Some holy choir music
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also eyeshadow drones, lipstick drones, and mascara drones 
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“Could the parents of the young girl by the name of Suzie come pick her up at the Casino”
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Minmatar: Alright, everyone. We’re gonna try to fix this problem by rebooting the system. Again. [grunts] Hold on to something…
Amarr: Blessed be to all of our people as we kneel and offer our moments in silent prayer. (Or something like that.)
Caldari: Mandatory System and Personnel Downtime is being enforced in 5… 4… 3… 2…
Gallente: And now, a quick word from our sponsors! (Sorry, I really couldn’t think of anything…)
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We need the Dust 514 announcements, no suicide in public areas and whether they’ve fixed that damn monorail
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Minmtar: “Iron oxidized pod fluid requires specialist biohazard disposal.”
Caldari: “Station containers are not designed to be combustible. Station security requests that you do not attempt literal fire sales.”
Gallente: “Would the esteemed Caldari businessman on docking bay 3 please cease attempts to enter the Bestower. There is no drone bay on that hauler.”
Amarr: “Do not stare into the beam with your remaining good eye.”
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Amarr:
“Public Service Announcement: New batch of healthy, subservient slaves are on the market. get a new one today.”
“Public Service announcement: Cattle and other food products must be healthy to serve their purpose.”
“Public Service Announcement: Slaves are like cattle, see earlier announcement.”
“Public Service Announcement: Only healthy offerings will be accepted by the high-priest in tomorrows ritual.”
Minmatar:
“To the owner of the the Rifters in Hangar 15: they are all on fire an will be ejected in 2 minutes”
“Concord is on the hunt for- I mean… looking to interview capsuleers. Please open the doors when they come knocking to reduce wear and tear on the door frames.”
“Given the frequency we have an important announcement: We do not allow building thrones made from the skulls of Amarrians in this station, you can do that in your own structure.”
Gallente:
“Boop, Bleep, Blip. Don’t forget tomorrow is Bring-Your-Drone-To-Work-day. Bleep. Blip. bloop.”
Caldari:
“Our latest sponsor of this station has a new message of the day: Work Harder.”
“Our latest sponsor of this station has a new message of the day: Mine More.”
“Our latest sponsor of this station has a new message of the day: There is a new and improved sponsor.”
“Our latest sponsor of this station has a new message of the day: The newest sponsor is much more laid back than the old sponsor.”
(then the earlier announcements repeats).
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Minmatar FW stations (in female serious voice):
Remember: It is the common fate of the indolent to see their rights become a prey to the active. The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.
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Amarr:
Would the parents of the child who fell into the Slaver Hound enclosure please come to lost property to collect her shoes.
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Interbus services provide free trading between Capsuleers. Avoiding contract fees!
Meta and Theorycrafting growing cumbersome? Purchase your Titanium Plated Cranial Shielding to increase length of Meta-Discussions!
For Trade hubs probably? the high traffic trigger would apply for promoting trading and the meta/theorycrafting
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Minmatar:
- Add more welding sounds
- add the sound of ducktape being pulled off a roll lightly in the background.
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Minmatar Hangars:
Would the owner of the Leopard with the registration LS1337 please come to Hangar 69 as its attacking the docking crew.
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Intaki Syndicate:
“Visitors are reminded that firearms may not be discharged in the hangar areas”
“Stowage of narcotics in ectoplasmic fluid is dangerous. Say no and fly clean”
Caldari:
“All employees are reminded that Corporate Singalong will begin at 0600, 1400 and 2100”
“A disciplined mind makes for a healthy wallet”
Jita 4-4:
“Pilots are reminded not to engage in unlicenced isk doubling schemes and that all items are sold as seen”
“Please take extra care during our renovation works”
Amarr:
“Ship polishing service is now available on deck 4”
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It isn’t exactly what you want, but may I suggest alternative voices for the “Docking Request” announcements, including at least one with a Scots accent, for the authenticity.
Also a general “Cluster Shutdown Imminent” announcement, again for the realism aspect.
And for Sisters’ stations: “The Sisterhood thanks you for supporting our work in relieving the galaxy’s
ills”
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Minmatar:
“Attention Minmatar Pilots- there is a Blue Light Special in Isle 4: Buy two rolls of Duct Tape and get an extra roll for free.”
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